Brian Dowd has spent the last ten years of his life wrestling with an unrequited “something” for his best friend’s sister.  But each and every time he’s spoken with Beth Finnegan for more than thirty seconds, he’s ended up with his foot in his mouth.  Now, Beth is about to get married and Brian’s time is running out. In a series of fast moving, hysterically funny scenes, two actors portray Brian and Beth from ages seven and six, to the present. This highly acclaimed comedy is at once entertaining, very funny, and ultimately touching.